I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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