If i come over, it means nothing
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize