Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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