We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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