So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Dick very happy bro
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
