doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
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