Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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