Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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