Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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