so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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