I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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