Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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