Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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