Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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