your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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