Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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