physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
We're too hungover to prance.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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