what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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