i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
