sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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