He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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