Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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