Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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