Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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