she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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