is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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