She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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