i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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