we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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