why didn't you poke me back
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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