Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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