Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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