she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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