He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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