why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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