I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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