Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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