The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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