i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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