I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
