Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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