I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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