Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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