what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
