She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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