so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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