Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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