Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Every concussion has its silver lining
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
