You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
