i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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