You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
