It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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