"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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