I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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