Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I just blew my weed a kiss
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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