Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You ate ashes out of my bong
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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