Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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